General Signs
Classic warning signs with a twist. Sometimes it's the actual content of the sign that's twisted, whereas other times it's more the context....
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Woman Working AboveTo some people, a woman with a brain is the scariest thing imaginable. Well, it's time to warn these Neanderthals that you're more than just a pretty face and a hot body, and they'd better watch out! |
Do Not FeedEvery time I go to the zoo and see the 'Please do not feed the animals' signs, I can't help wondering what they don't want you feeding them to. The other animals, is my guess.... |
Man Working AboveSure, on the outside you may look like just an ordinary guy, but who knows what evil schemes for world domination are running through your brain? |
GirlfriendsThink your girlfriend is hot? Well, compared to MY girlfriend, yours is as plain and boring as the chick on the ladies' room door sign! Show the world just how sexy you think your girlfriend is. |
Evil GeniusWhat good is being an evil genius if nobody knows about it? This wacky design will let everybody know that they'd better watch out because there is an evil genius at work! |
BoyfriendsThink your boyfriend is hot? Well, compared to MY boyfriend, your boyfriend is as plain and boring as the guy on the men's room door sign! Show the world just how sexy you think your boyfriend is. |
May Contain Nuts!Warning: this product may contain nuts! Of course, that's not necessarily a bad thing.... Available on shirts, mugs, and yes, boxer shorts. |
Contents Under Pressure!Under a lot of stress? Get this design on a t-shirt or hat and let the world know that you're under pressure and about to burst! Also available on boxer shorts.... |
Contents May Be Hot!Think you're hot? Better yet, know you're hot? Don't be shy -- let the world know that the contents of this shirt may be extremely hot! |
Watch Out!Just the thing to keep the hunter in your life on his toes! What are you watching out for? Whatever it is that ate half the sign.... |
Dangerous CurvesThink your hot? Think your sexy with a body to die for? Well, the parody of a classic road sign lets the world know that when it comes to you there are definitely dangerous curves ahead! |
Road SquidThose pesky road squids! You just never know when one is going to pop up. Good thing I came up with this special warning sign to alert people to the danger, eh? |
Speed Limit 1186,000 miles per second -- the speed of light, and the speed that nothing in the universe can travel faster than. Remember -- it's not just a good idea, it's the law! |
Watch for HolesIf you're an avid cyclist, I'm sure you've seen those signs warning you about holes in the road and the potential consequences of riding your bicycle into one. Here's my own surreal version! |
Speed Limit 23 million meters (or metres) per second -- the speed of light, and the speed that nothing in the universe can travel faster than. Remember -- it's not just a good idea, it's the law! |
Boston PedestrianBoston drivers have a reputation as being among the absolute worst on the planet. What most people don't realize is that the only thing worse than a Boston driver is a Boston pedestrian.... |
Fencing SignAll right, maybe it's just because I took fencing in college, but I've never been able to look at those Pedestrian X-ing signs without thinking the guy is in the classic fencer's pose. |
New York PedestrianNew York drivers have a reputation as being among the absolute worst on the planet. What most people don't realize is that the only thing worse than a New York driver is a New York pedestrian.... |
Caffeine ZombieAre you a complete zombie before having your morning cuppa, whether it be coffee, tea, or whatever? Warn your friends, family and co-workers that you are a Caffeine Zombie! |
Baby Ahead!The birth of a baby is a wonderful thing, right? Well, as this lighthearted design points out, it's not all sunshine and lollipops. There are major changes coming, and you had better prepare now! |
Rapture ZoneDon't you just hate it when you're driving along the road, minding your business, listening to some tunes, when suddenly the guy in front of you gets raptured right out of his car? |
Abduction ZoneDon't you just hate suddenly getting abducted by aliens with no warning? Well, here at Barry's World we've created a nifty Alien Abduction Zone warning sign just for times like that.... |
Slow ChildrenThink those classic "Slow Children" signs are warning drivers to go slow? Actually, it's warning drivers to watch out for slow children. Like this kid who didn't quite make it onto the sign in time... |
My WayYou know the old saying -- It's My Way or the Highway. This design illustrates that saying with a spoof of the classic "one way" road sign. |
Stop A Head!I don't know why, but every time I see a standard "Stop Ahead" road signs, I always think it's warning me that there is a head in the road instead of a stop sign.... |
Babe on BoardAre you totally hot? Well, then this parody of the classic "Baby on Board" sign is perfect! If you're hot and you know it, don't be shy -- tell the world there's a certified Babe on Board. |
Boggled MindHave you had your mind boggled lately? I'm not sure exactly what that means, but it can't be good! Just remember -- a boggled mind is of no use to anyone, so be warned! |
Witch ParkingOne of the perks of being a witch is the great parking spots. Of course, you also have to make sure nobody steals your spot. The "Witch Parking" sign warns violators that they will be toads. |
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Zero Gravity AheadWhether you're into science fiction and space exploration or just like to add an element of surrealism to your life, the "Zero Gravity Ahead" warning sign just may be the thing for you! |
Crossing Signs
Deer crossing signs are useful, but so boring! Here's something a little different to add a little wackiness and surreality to your day....
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Gas / Food Signs
The standard "Gas/Food/Lodging" signs are useful, but boring! Wouldn't it be nice if they were more interesting?
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Gas Food AbductionThe standard "Gas Food Lodging" signs are useful, but boring! Wouldn't it be nice if they were more interesting? Like telling you that aliens are waiting to abduct you at the next stop? Good to know! |
Gas Food CthulhuThe standard "Gas Food Lodging" signs are useful, but boring! Wouldn't it be nice if they were more interesting? Like telling you that Cthulhu is waiting for you at the next rest stop? Good to know! |
Gas Food DeathThe standard "Gas Food Lodging" signs are useful, but boring! Wouldn't it be nice if they were more interesting? Like telling you that death awaits you at the next rest stop? Good to know! |
Gas Food DeathrayThe standard "Gas Food Lodging" signs are useful, but boring! Wouldn't it be nice if they were more interesting? Like telling you that there's a death ray satellite over your head? Good to know! |
Gas Food DevildogThe standard "Gas Food Lodging" signs are useful, but boring! Wouldn't it be nice if they were more interesting? Like telling you that there are winged devil dogs at the next rest stop? Good to know! |
Gas Food Eek!The standard "Gas Food Lodging" signs are useful, but boring! Wouldn't it be nice if they were more interesting? Like this version with a creepy little monster clawing his way out.... |
Gas Food Haunted HouseThe standard "Gas Food Lodging" signs are useful, but boring! Wouldn't it be nice if they were more interesting? Like telling you that the lodging is actually a haunted house? Good to know! |
Gas Food HeartacheThe standard "Gas Food Lodging" signs are useful, but boring! Wouldn't it be nice if they were more interesting? Like telling you that heartache is waiting for you at the next stop? Good to know! |
Gas Food LoveThe standard "Gas Food Lodging" signs are useful, but boring! Wouldn't it be nice if they were more interesting? Like telling you that love is waiting for you at the next stop? Good to know! |
Gas Food NinjasThe standard "Gas Food Lodging" signs are useful, but boring! Wouldn't it be nice if they were more interesting? Like telling you that there are ninjas at the next rest stop? Good to know! |
Gas Food PiratesThe standard "Gas Food Lodging" signs are useful, but boring! Wouldn't it be nice if they were more interesting? Like telling you that there are pirates at the next rest stop? Good to know! |
Gas Food RadiationThe standard "Gas Food Lodging" signs are useful, but boring! Wouldn't it be nice if they were more interesting? Like telling you that the next rest stop is actualy radioactive? Good to know! |
Gas Food SpidersThe standard "Gas Food Lodging" signs are useful, but boring! Wouldn't it be nice if they were more interesting? Like telling you that there are giant spiders at the next rest stop? Good to know! |
Gas Food Winged MonkeysThe standard "Gas Food Lodging" signs are useful, but boring! Wouldn't it be nice if they were more interesting? Like telling you that there are winged monkeys at the next rest stop? Good to know! |
Gas Food ZombiesThe standard "Gas Food Lodging" signs are useful, but boring! Wouldn't it be nice if they were more interesting? Like telling you that there are zombies at the next rest stop? Good to know! |
"No" Signs
"No Smoking" signs are so BORING!!! How about some signs you can actually use? Like a "No Turkeys" or "No Bull" sign? How about a "No Half-Assed" sign? Now you're talking!
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No Bull!Are you a straight shooter? Do you tell it like it is? Are you sick of all the B.S. that surrounds you on a daily basis? Do you simply not like beef? If so, the 'No Bull!' sign is just what you need! |
No Chickens!Do you live for adventure? Is Danger your middle name? Do you want to surround yourself with people who feel the same way about life? If so, the 'No Chickens!' sign is just what you need! |
No Half-AssedDon't you hate it when people do a half-assed job or do something in a half-assed way? Well, this wacky and humorous design featuring a donkey lets the world know that nothing half-assed is allowed! |
No Pigs!Men are pigs! So is my roommate. I'm surrounded by pigs! Ever feel this way? Or maybe you just want the world to know you don't eat pork. If so, the 'No Pigs!' sign is just what you need! |
No Sheep!Are you a leader? Do you want to associate with other leaders instead of hanging around with a bunch of followers? If so, the 'No Sheep!' sign is just what you need! |
No Turkeys!You know what they say -- it's hard to soar like an eagle when you're surrounded by turkeys. Are you surrounded by turkeys? If so, the 'No Turkeys' sign is just what you need! |
