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wacky \'wa-ke\ adj [perh. fr. E dial. whacky fool] (ca. 1935) : absurdly or amusingly eccentric or irrational : CRAZY

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Mixed-up Metaphor Designs

All right, I'll admit that I have a very odd sense of humor, but I just loving mixing up metaphors. I mean, sure, I could cross that bridge when I come to it, but it's so much more interesting to burn it instead. And why look for a needle in a haystack when I could try threading one with a haystack instead? I mean, it's not exactly rocket surgery....

Click on any of the designs shown below to see that design on a wide variety of apparel and other merchandise, such a t-shirts, mugs, calendars, hats, etc.




Threading a Needle

Threading a Needle
"Trying to find a needle in a haystack" + "Trying to thread a needle with a sledgehammer" = Trying to thread a needle with a haystack.

Burning Bridges

Burning Bridges
"Don't burn your bridges behind you" + "We'll cross that bridge when we come to it" = We'll burn that bridge when we come to it.

Half Of One...

Half Of One...
Is it six of one and a half dozen of another? Or is it half of one and six dozen of another?

Midnight Oil

Midnight Oil
"Burning the midnight oil" + "Burning the candle at both ends" = Burning the midnight oil at both ends.

Robbing Peter

Robbing Peter
"Robbing Peter to pay Paul" + "Time to pay the piper" = Robbing Peter to pay the piper.

Rocket Surgery

Rocket Surgery
"Rocket science" + "Brain surgery" = It's not exactly rocket surgery.

Horse Beating

Horse Beating
"Don't look a gift horse in the mouth" + "Don't beat a dead horse into the ground" = Don't beat a dead horse in the mouth.

Two Things

Two Things
All right, technically this isn't a mixed metaphor, but people who say, "If it's not one thing, it's another" just don't understand that more often than not it's both things....

Mixed Metaphors

Mixed Metaphors
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