Wacky, witty and just plain weird messages to befuddle and confound those around you.
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Got a life? Got a clue? Got your favorite sport? The got...? designs parody the famous milk slogan for an instantly recognizable yet slightly surreal experience.
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Didn't go to an Ivy League school? Never fear! Here you can find the gear that will let you be Big Man on Campus of a whole host of fictional schools....
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According to Darwin, man evolved from a knuckle-dragging ape all the way to a tool-wielding biped. Is that the best we can do, though? The truly evolved don't just stand erect and use tools...
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Sure, we've all heard of the element of surprise, and we know what it means to introduce an element of risk. But did you ever wonder what the chemical symbol, atomic weight and atomic number was?
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Looking for a gift for the lawyer, law student or lawyer wannabe in your life? Or are you a lawyer, law student, or lawyer wannabe with a sense of humor? Legally Funny Designs are what you are looking for!
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Think you're a hottie? A super genius? An evil genius, perhaps? How about a super geek or a stud muffin? Well, now you can show the world that you don't just think it -- you're actually certified!
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You learn something new every day, but some of life's little lessons are more important than others. And for those lessons that truly matter, I want you write them down 100 times on the chalkboard...
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Whether you are currently on a diet, have ever been on a diet, or are thinking about going on a diet, there's no escaping the fact that diets are hell.
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You know what they say -- "If at first you don't succeed, try, try again." Well, that's one option, I suppose. But what if you don't want to try again though? Well, then you've come to the right place!
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Mixed metaphors are fun! Why cross that bridge when you come to it when you could burn it instead? It's not exactly rocket surgery....
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Everybody knows that 666 is the Number of the Beast according to Christian theology. Here at Beastly Designs we present some of the lesser known, yet related, numbers.
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l33t (or "l337") is on-line slang for "elite". Only the elite know what is being said, and only the elite know how to say it. Are you l33t enough? If so, these are the designs for you!
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At Sesquipedalia (Latin for "foot and a half" and used to indicate long words in general) you can find your favorite long words, as well as a few you may never have heard of.
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Ever feel like your life is an overwrought action-packed superhero comic book or cartoon? No? Well, you're obviously not wearing the right clothing! Now you can add a little KER-POW! to your life.
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I love eating at Chinese restaurants and I especially love opening up the fortune cookie at the end of the meal to discover what message the gods have for me on that particular day.
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Is there any symbol more universal than the simple smiley face? Wal-Mart may think they own it, but in fact it has been around since the 1960s. These wacky and silly designs both celebrate and poke fun at this classic icon. Get them now, before it's too late!
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Welcome to Signs of the Times! Here you'll find classic warning signs with a twist. Sometimes it's the actual content of the sign that's twisted, whereas other times it's more the context....
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Do you know somebody who goes above and beyond the call of duty, who takes what they do to the next level? Here's the perfect gift to show them you know it, or just buy it for yourself!
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